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If you need a laugh (because we all do!)
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Spring weather and all the bugs emerging, plus a rip in my encasement, make me very paranoid. So paranoid that I almost brought my dog into the vet to check to "bites" in her groin area. Turns out they were her nipples. I'm not an uneducated person. I'm not unfamiliar with animals. I had no idea dog nipples could be all the way down there. Thank goodness the person who answered the phone at the vet had the common sense to realize that's what they were.
My poor dog. I am insane. But thought that I could at least make someone laugh.
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lollllll oh my god. yes. this is me. sweeping my house, inspecting every speck: "it's a BUG, oh wait, no that's a booger"
may we remain bb free *makes sign of the cross*
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Bugsadness - 1 hour ago »
lollllll oh my god. yes. this is me. sweeping my house, inspecting every speck: "it's a BUG, oh wait, no that's a booger"
may we remain bb free *makes sign of the cross*Ha ha, yep, I did that too! My son picks his nose and he has a lot of boogers, so when I was cleaning behind his bed I found a lot!
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Do the nipples follow the tell-tale "breakfast-lunch-dinner" pattern?
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This made me laugh, and I'm not laughing much today. Thank you.
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OMG. HILARIOUS!!!!
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BigDummy - 1 month ago »
Do the nipples follow the tell-tale "breakfast-lunch-dinner" pattern?Yes, how did you know? They're in a row, but it's more like "breakfast-snack-lunch-dinner-after dinner drink".
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loubugs, we were going with the Tolkien version. Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, etc.
If we can't laugh about the absurdity of our situation, we are doomed. Glad to provide the comic relief.
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This is a delightful thread!
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