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  1. OhNoes

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    Posted 8 years ago
    Tue Oct 18 2011 7:30:47
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    Good morning folks:

    The Day the Bedbugs Go Away

    If, however, you're like me... I'll just continue to monitor and treat. But, if that loon is right, we won't have to worry about the bugs after the 21st!

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    Tue Oct 18 2011 8:06:14
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    I hope not, I am out clubbing that night, almost 40 and still clubbing with the best of them, maybe that will be my judgement?

    David

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    Posted 8 years ago
    Tue Oct 18 2011 8:28:03
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    That lunatic again?

    Gotta love this statement: "I'm only teaching the Bible."

    The Bible says we won't know the day nor the hour. Funny, he's not teaching that....

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    Posted 8 years ago
    Tue Oct 18 2011 14:24:50
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    Perhaps David can share a video of his dancing with the bedbugger community, with such classic moves as "Steam the seams", and "dust the outlets"

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    Tue Oct 18 2011 14:41:28
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    Thankfully I don't dance so there is no evidence.

    I have often though a bedbug skiffle group or barbershop would be in order.

    David

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    Tue Oct 18 2011 23:21:49
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    I luv it david. A skuffle bamd playin for the people outside the old barber shop. Driving that sweet sorrowful but I'm tellin' it like its it freight train sound. Some Donnie Lonigan types on guitar in a Haz-Mat suit cuz without the guitar your nuthin'. Guy playin wash-board grabbed a tub from the barber and half fulled with 91% alcholol. Banjo'players' naked in a circle feathered with little DE wearing flip-flops and a g-sting for modesty.

    Cat on the mandolin's a non' reactor and he just wants to play--though he's got some xx large ziplocks for his mandolin in between sets. musician on jugs and harmonica travels with chemicals-- sprays his instruments beforethe riff leaving plenty of dry time. (He's been playing the longest and is currently on the heart/lung waiting recipient list just in case he swallows a bb or 2 while blowing his harmonica and jugs.

    Thing is they the troupe not lays down the driving monentum of the blusey freight train purring through the night -- they ride em as well and...you know how risky a box car could be!

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    Posted 8 years ago
    Wed Oct 19 2011 5:26:47
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    OhNoes - 15 hours ago  » 
    Perhaps David can share a video of his dancing with the bedbugger community, with such classic moves as "Steam the seams", and "dust the outlets"

    lol thanks this made my morning needed a laugh steam the seam lol


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