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Why do they like my ass so much?

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Started 5 years ago by IveBeenBugged
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1. A silly look at my bedbug encounters (because it amuses me :P)
2. Thought this was funny and wanted to share....

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IveBeenBugged

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Posted 5 years ago
Mon Feb 25 2008 10:28:01
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Geez I can take being bitten on my chest my arms my shoulders my ankles and just about anywhere else (fortunately not the face so far although my neck has been bitten) but I don't get why I now have been bitten for the 2nd time in the crack of my ass. This time it is closer to you know where and man does it itch when sitting.

I don't know if I have a deviant strain of the bugs or what but from now on I no longer sleep in the nude. I bought a couple pairs of form fitting boxer type underwear with elastic not only on the waistband but also on the leg portion. They will have to fight to get to my ass now (I'll probably regret saying that).

Enough's enough already no more bites on the ass!

Just thought I'd share that with you all just in case you need a laugh.

PS - This in no way affects the outcome of my trying a product from another post (I found this at walmart . . .). I only started that trial 5 or 6 days ago and this is the only bite since then. It is way to early to say it is either working or not. I will post more on that after 2 or 3 weeks and let everyone know how it has been working.

I think they are trying to get me back for putting it down (just kidding)!!!
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Posted 5 years ago
Mon Feb 25 2008 12:32:14
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Ha ha! Okay I laughed, again.

Seriously, though it seems my entire body is plastered with bites, I notice 2 places not so affected - my groin area and feet, both of which were covered with underwear & socks. I have lots of itchy spots right where the waistband for the underwear is. What I'm saying is that the underwear might help, even if your guys do have to be caged.
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Posted 5 years ago
Mon Feb 25 2008 12:34:09
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lol they seem to prefer my husbands butt also.
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 17 2008 15:21:19
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http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/05/full-body-pyjamas-de.html

http://www.dermasilk.co.uk/benefits.htm

I don't know if they are bedbug proof though.
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 17 2008 16:20:10
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The bed bugs attraction to feces?
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 17 2008 18:12:41
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I laughed for the second time. Have you tried duct tape? The 1,002nd use for it.
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 17 2008 23:10:48
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You know what's funny? The topic of this thread is ass biting bugs and the info ad at the bottom of the thread for me is a commercial for FOXERS...a now breed of underwear. The irony!! lmfao!!!!
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 17 2008 23:17:22
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I am glad you all are getting a laugh out of my post about being bitten on the ass.

lieutenantdan just so you (and everyone elso knows) I keep myself pretty clean down there (he he).

I must admit though that I had the same thought but didn't post it.
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Posted 5 years ago
Fri Apr 18 2008 5:24:16
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Hi,

I knows its not pleasant but there are worse places to be bitten. As PCO's we often get shown them and many times wish that people had not.

One of these days I will recruit a ghostwriter for my memoirs.

David
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Posted 5 years ago
Fri Apr 18 2008 13:25:52
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It is said that bed bugs also like crack and crevice.
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Posted 5 years ago
Fri Apr 18 2008 17:29:19
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That's what my doctor said the first time I was bitten there. Actually he said "Well you know they do like to hide in dark cracks & crevices" at which point we both started to laugh.

Gotta keep a sense of humor or you'll go crazy (ok crazier).
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Posted 5 years ago
Wed Apr 23 2008 1:07:54
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Sadly or comically, this has also been my plight. I'm just relieved to discover that I'm not the only one
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Posted 5 years ago
Wed Apr 23 2008 17:31:04
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Ahhh HAAA HAAA Crack and Crevice!!! AAAHHH HAAAA HAAA!
O.K. Sorry, I can breathe agian now.
Sorry for your pain, but man they loved to bite me on the face.
I look like a swiss cheese face.
Thank you for your silliness.
Take care.
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 24 2008 0:46:11
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IveBeenBugged,

I missed you! LOL.

Seriously, you are a brave soul to sleep nude, or only in shorts. Most people don't have this happen because most people are cowards who wrap up well.

(And yes, FWIW, I subscribe to the "keep your hands and calves naked so the bed bugs have something to bite" theory. I don't advocate head to toe, unless you want your face to look like an adolescent's...)
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 24 2008 13:07:03
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Yeah, but I don't want my privates bitten, one must be protective of that.
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Posted 5 years ago
Thu Apr 24 2008 16:52:30
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I sleep in just a t-shirt and undies. They seem to really prefer my arms, and don't often bite elsewhere.

Loooove the crack and crevice joke!! lol

MF
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Posted 4 years ago
Thu Nov 6 2008 11:04:57
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I was reading through some of my old posts and thought some of the newer memebers might get a laugh out of this post.

Hope someone out their gets a laugh out of it (laughing helps).
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Posted 4 years ago
Thu Nov 6 2008 12:53:55
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hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 4 years ago
Thu Nov 6 2008 12:56:26
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now this was a funny thread! I can only imagine poor David's expression when he gets shown some bites in interesting places...
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Posted 4 years ago
Thu Nov 6 2008 15:38:24
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LOL, that's pretty funny.

For a while, they kept biting my breasts. My daughter would joke that our BBs are breast-fed.
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Posted 4 years ago
Thu Nov 6 2008 17:13:29
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oh.... no you didn't!!!!!!what a hoot~~
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Posted 4 years ago
Sat Nov 8 2008 4:07:04
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I've gotten bit on the butt- the NERVE!! ha ha
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Posted 4 years ago
Sat Nov 8 2008 23:32:23
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? I can't believe this is happening to us. I don't think I've laughed like this in a long, long time. Not because this is funny because we are all suffering but...um...butt I think if we can help eachother with humor it's a lot better than crying. You people rock! And IveBeenBugged....well you crack us up...get it...crack us up...LOL..okay, I'll stop. Spackle or Dust????
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Posted 4 years ago
Sun Nov 9 2008 14:39:35
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Let's keep this thread alive.

One more thing, isn't there an anti-itch cream for hemorroids? What about using that on all out bites?
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Posted 4 years ago
Sun Nov 9 2008 18:52:20
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Hmm... can we see a picture of that ass so we can all figure out why they like it so much? (running and ducking)
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Posted 4 years ago
Mon Nov 10 2008 3:51:28
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(____)0(____)

I got bit there too and it was a rather bad one
also which kept cracking open when I sat down. Yuk.
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Posted 4 years ago
Tue Nov 11 2008 22:21:39
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Nightmare.........I think I'm going to live in the woods and take my chances with lions, tigers, and bears. Just no caves! Just me, the fresh air and mother nature... and a steel polished tent with a no pest strip, and my T.V., maybe a wireless computer, cell phone, a generator for my eletric blanket and coffee pot....................but that's it........maybe my mother too.....but that's it.....and dad......and grams........Hey don't laugh my grammy is tougher than nails....will I need nails?

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Posted 4 years ago
Wed Nov 12 2008 13:44:14
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These weird creatures are disgusting! I have been running around with an itchy butt for a while now and I know how you feel. They prefer biting me on my head as well as my butt. I sat at work and was talking to a customer when one of those bastards crawled out of my hair and down my forehead. The customer just stared at me and was speachless. If it wouldn't be so embarassing it is actually kind of funny.
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Posted 4 years ago
Wed Nov 12 2008 21:22:28
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Oh my Gosh bugtrap.....is your place of work being treated as well as your home? That is horrible. How bad are you being bitten?