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MOVIE OF THE WEEK "Bed Bug Epidemic" Part I
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hatesbedbugs
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Wed Dec 3 2008 18:32:14
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The movie opens up with a Barney an entomologist who, works for a large Chemical company that manufactures pest control chemicals for bed bugs. Barney looks over bug colony's, numbering in the hundreds of thousands. Barney literally provide bags of blood obtained from the blood banks to keep the bed bugs alive. The bed bugs are housed in a garage at the residence of Barny's.
There is a knock at the door. It is the president of the chemical company that makes the chemicals that are suppose to, be able to kill bed bugs. He enters the garage and looks over the hundreds of thousand of bed bugs and asks, are they ready to be released? Barney says, they are ready to go.
The president of the chemical company asks Barney, can we infect them with so retched disease so, they will have to buy our chemicals. Barney looks back and replies, I will work on that. In the mean time Barney begins to loosely place the bed bugs in plastic bags where they will be placed in six pieces of luggage. Latter a knock at the garage door produces six individuals dressed in black suits, five men and one women. All receive their luggage filled with bed bugs, round trip plane tickets and hotel reservations. They will fly to New York, Chicago, Cincinnati, Denver, Toronto, and Las Vegas to be released. As the luggage lays in the planes underbelly, the bed bugs begin find their way out and traverse other peoples luggage finding other, safe haven. And so, North America bed bug epidemic begins. Different cities will follow in the weeks to come. Stay tuned for part II.
For the movie producers that want to steal my idea I, have have registered it with the writers guild.
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fightorflight
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Wed Dec 3 2008 18:55:51
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So great, big Chemical company has succeeded in inducing the epidemic, now -
WHERE is that miracle product that's supposed to eradicate them????? -
vampiremenionprey
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Wed Dec 3 2008 19:17:35
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i second this notion...my husband said that there should be a cheesey b movie made about them. I questioned how he could take a subject so lightly but then i remembered that he also believes they are a govt conspiracy and a biological weapon...
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spideyjg
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Wed Dec 3 2008 19:23:59
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vampiremenionprey - 4 minutes ago »
I questioned how he could take a subject so lightly but then i remembered that he also believes they are a govt conspiracy and a biological weapon...If I take off my tin foil hat the thought of the BB resurgence being a brilliantly thought out and executed biological terrorism attack creeps in.
Jim
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myLifeinZiplocs
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Wed Dec 3 2008 19:29:20
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hey spidey, its when you put your tin foil hat ON that you REALIZE that the bugs are a government conspiracy and biological weapon. Because that is the only time your brain is NOT affected by the outside influence of the Illuminati brainwashing apparatus!
Geez.
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spideyjg
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Wed Dec 3 2008 19:42:20
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myLifeinZiplocs - 12 minutes ago »
hey spidey, its when you put your tin foil hat ON that you REALIZE that the bugs are a government conspiracy and biological weapon. Because that is the only time your brain is NOT affected by the outside influence of the Illuminati brainwashing apparatus!
Geez.Well, I've always been a little bassackwards. ;)
Jim
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myLifeinZiplocs
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Posted 1 year ago
Wed Dec 3 2008 20:14:07
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lol. ;)
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vampiremenionprey
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Wed Dec 3 2008 20:25:23
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maybe i should make my husband one...
Can't wait for part two!
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aballen
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Wed Dec 3 2008 22:04:19
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How can anyone be amused by bedbugs?
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gallows humor.
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myLifeinZiplocs
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Wed Dec 3 2008 23:34:31
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aballen - 1 hour ago »
How can anyone be amused by bedbugs?I am amused by tinfoil hats.
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spideyjg
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Thu Dec 4 2008 0:05:02
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aballen - 1 hour ago »
How can anyone be amused by bedbugs?Even amidst the depths of war there is humor among the troops.
Especially if tinfoil hats are involved. ;)
Jim
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vampiremenionprey
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Thu Dec 4 2008 15:32:52
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I hardly find humor in bed bugs with as many sleep deprived nights that I've had and feeling like a terrible mother for putting my kids to bed knowing they will be snacked on. However if you don't search for humor in something, even as sarcastic as it may be, then your bound to have a longer battle with the little demons.
I've learned to take it with a grain of salt and try my best to make as many cracks about them as possible. When I laugh about their attribute to my state of well being or just them in general it helps me see the light at the end of the tunnel (or maybe that is the sun reflecting into my eyes from the tin foil hat). I cope better and realize that it's just another day (a bit akward than most people have, but none the less I cherish what I do have....My family and half of my sanity).
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losingit
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Thu Dec 4 2008 15:39:21
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Sounds like a rip-off Kafka's Metamorphosis to me. I can't wait for the musical
ice-scapes version though...Costumes will include massive tin-foil hats.
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Itchy-Scratchy
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Thu Dec 4 2008 19:28:23
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Well, I'm a huge fan of the X-Files and conspiracy theories, so of course the plot appeals to me! I'm also glad to see you've included Canada by naming Toronto as one of the target cities.
If Barney is the antagonist, then who is eventually the protagonist? Is it a group of PCO's who have been purchasing the chemicals and discover the problem? Or is it strong-willed woman (let's call her Kate) who stumbles upon Barney's secret lab and, armed with BB knowledge from a website (let's call it Bedbugger.com) she storms the Barney's garage with vats of 91% rubbing alcohol and a DE. She kills every single rotten BB and then calls the local media. Using the pseudonym Deep Throat ... I mean, Bite Throat ... she tells them about the conspiracy. Barney is persecuted in on the front pages and eventually brought to justice. The end.
I'm sure we can also work the tin foil hat somewhere in there.
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myLifeinZiplocs
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Thu Dec 4 2008 21:15:29
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Itchy-Scratchy
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Thu Dec 4 2008 23:02:10
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LOL! OMG, that is too funny for words!
I love that you made it your avatar as well!!
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myLifeinZiplocs - 3 hours ago »
w00t!
http://i33.tinypic.com/msdm41.jpgExcellent avatar.
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myLifeinZiplocs
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Fri Dec 5 2008 1:52:09
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Thank you! I think that is my favorite pic on the entire internet. :)
(at least until there is a naked George Clooney picture somewhere)
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arachne
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Thu Dec 18 2008 5:07:34
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You guys are great. Thanks for making me smile!
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bedbugjean
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Thu Dec 18 2008 9:30:07
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Humor tends to relieve the stress only bed bug victims realize. If I lost my sense of humor now, I would be in deep trouble. Great post...thanks!
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