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bitebedbugsback
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Wed Nov 4 2009 17:29:05
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So there are mattress encasements, bedspring encasements, pillow encasements, even couch encasements. What about a person encasement :D A full body outfit including finger sheaths and a hood that covers your whole head, with a front that's easy to see and breath through. You can wear it sleeping or awake. The bed bugs will never be able to get to you and will die. Or they go to your neighbors, and then he can start wearing one. How about it? lol
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cilecto
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Wed Nov 4 2009 17:51:57
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Yes. I've often wondered to what extent BB elimination spurred the trend toward more revealing clothes and how the resugence may reverse that. Under a burqa, no one knows you have bedbugs.
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upagain
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Wed Nov 4 2009 17:56:00
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I think a suit that masks your thermal energy and a breather to change CO2 to a different gas. Now they won't even "see" you.
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bbboogie
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Wed Nov 4 2009 20:18:48
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LOL...I'm all for a people encasement! Ahhh, to sleep and know the little suckers can't get ya!
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I think of the show Dollhouse, and how the people sleep in their coffin-like beds.
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Where can I get one... Fell like i am in a snake pit cant step any where afraid to get bit...
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parakeets
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Thu Nov 5 2009 11:36:28
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I like the idea but I think you would have to wear the encasement 100% of the time you are in your place for 18 months. When I used Climb-ups and did other things to isolate my bed, the bedbugs just bit me when I was sitting at my desk instead. If I had the people encasement (and I'd love one) I'm sure the bed bugs would be lined up for a blood meal as soon as I took it off.
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cilecto
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Thu Nov 5 2009 13:26:28
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parakeets - 1 hour ago »
I like the idea but I think you would have to wear the encasement 100% of the time you are in your place for 18 months. When I used Climb-ups and did other things to isolate my bed, the bedbugs just bit me when I was sitting at my desk instead. If I had the people encasement (and I'd love one) I'm sure the bed bugs would be lined up for a blood meal as soon as I took it off.it could be useful if you're sensitive and in a place that may not be BB free.
Or, you can wear it when you sleep. BB will have to blow their cover to feed on you, giving you intelligence and the chance to counterattack. -
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Posted 2 weeks ago
Thu Nov 5 2009 14:32:52
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Tyvek bunny suits, just marker on ties skirts etc, or au'natural for that clean room, clockwork orange look!
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spideyjg
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Thu Nov 5 2009 15:38:52
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Winston O. Buggy - 1 hour ago »
Tyvek bunny suits, just marker on ties skirts etc, or au'natural for that clean room, clockwork orange look!LMAO!
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I actually have a few devices of this nature but nobugs will not let me post pictures because the forum is not R18 rated.
Love the Clockwork Orange look but can also personally recommend military issue submarine escape suits which are 100% sealed with a clear visor to see out of just don't pull the cord unless you need to as rapid inflation is best described as a unique and rather restricting sensation.
David
PS One of my cousins was actually in the clockwork orange
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cilecto
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Posted 1 week ago
Tue Nov 10 2009 8:52:55
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What about the face?
I'm from NYC. Can I get them in black?
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cilecto,
PM me an address and I will send you a full enclosure tyvek suit leaving only face and hands exposed and a box of black marker pens to sit and colour it in.
David
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lolololo..... my kids would love that too bad i cant afford to get all of us one...
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cilecto
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Posted 1 week ago
Tue Nov 10 2009 10:12:31
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bed-bugscouk - 49 minutes ago »
cilecto,
PM me an address and I will send you a full enclosure tyvek suit leaving only face and hands exposed and a box of black marker pens to sit and colour it in.
David…or, I can wear the suit in the subway (underground) and offer the markers to my fellow passengers.
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cilecto - 21 minutes ago »
…or, I can wear the suit in the subway (underground) and offer the markers to my fellow passengers.
;)It is UK tradition to get you last day of school shirt signed in a similar way so I speak from experience when I say don't be amazed when you see what people are willing to write on your back where you can't see it.
With regards the expensive silk on piece sleep sacks, yes another great idea from the dust mite world that has failed to grasp even the basic principle of the fact that bed bugs are different creatures. In short this product is a sure fire way of encouraging bed bug bites on your face and an easy way to concentrate all the bites to your face.
You could field test it for yourself but sometimes its better to trust those of us that know how to think like the bugs.
David
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Posted 1 week ago
Tue Nov 10 2009 14:24:15
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I believe you can purchase the tyvek bunny suits from ResideX, 800-339-8772.
Bunny is the name 3M the manufacturer gave these suits, says so on the box.
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