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  1. mangycur

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sat Dec 29 2007 22:52:14
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    this popped into my head while doing laundry today. I got one verse. Anyone care to write the next?

    (guitar) der ner ner ner ner
    Spend about 50 bucks
    der ner ner ner ner
    on laundry every week
    der ner ner ner ner
    saw another bug,
    and my airbed sprung a leak
    I got the blues . . . . the bed bug fighten blues
    we can hang, pretty baby: once I vacuum all my shoes . . .

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sat Dec 29 2007 23:43:51
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    checking all my luggage
    and the sheets for the fecal pooh

    der ner ner ner

    OK someone else add to it and keep it going

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sat Dec 29 2007 23:47:40
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    I used to go out at night
    na na na na
    Paint the town red
    na na na na
    Now I stay in,
    By myself
    And spray ster-i-fab!
    na na na na
    I got the bed bug blues

    I started and run the site but am "not an expert."
  4. bugbasher

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sun Dec 30 2007 12:29:48
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    thought you were going to get some sleep
    you were wrong
    na na na
    but now you get to stay up all night
    and write this song
    na na na
    those old bed bug blues
    i've got the bed bug blues

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sun Dec 30 2007 16:10:05
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    I used to write about travel
    Wrote about George Bush too
    Now I just write about bed bugs
    I got the bed bug blog blues!

  6. Bites44

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sun Dec 30 2007 16:41:29
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    Those crazy bugs
    have me a cryin
    Na na na na

    My Lord sometimes
    I think I’m dyin
    Na na na na

  7. BBsBlow

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sun Dec 30 2007 18:39:10
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    I used to have a life
    Now it's full of strife
    These little bugs did this to me
    Wow, are they the enemy

    I've got the blues
    The bed bug blues

    I won't take public transportation
    My feet hurt so much I fear amputation!
    You won't see me on a subway or in a cab
    People don't know about my problem 'cause they blab

    I've got the blues
    The bed bug blues

    I've really had enough
    Can't they find a chemical that isn't fluff?
    I've been taken for a ride
    By awful bombs and many insecticides

    I've got the blues
    The bed bug blues

    I've now got a Ph.d in laundry studies
    Oh crap- I'm out of money!
    Who needs books and DVDs?
    All I do is pay storage fees!

    Until that day comes when I can be at peace
    I'll be at home doing my usual vacuuming and cleaning
    But inside I tell you, I am really screaming!!!
    F-ing bugs.

  8. mangycur

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sun Dec 30 2007 22:17:47
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    awesome, you guys! i'll pick up tony's limeriks:

    checking all my luggage
    and the sheets for the fecal pooh
    every speck of nothing
    makes me bug out, yes it's true
    I got the blues. . . . the bed bug fighten' blues . . .
    don't you serve me lentils
    or burrito chunks I'll spew

  9. needtosleep

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Sun Dec 30 2007 22:33:42
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    And what bothers me the most
    Is that this bug's a hungry ghost
    I've got my flashlight by my side
    But all I see is my poor hide

    I got the blues...gimme some o'that rubbing alcohol...the bed bug fightin' blues...

  10. mrbill0626

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Mon Dec 31 2007 1:52:13
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    OK, When and where can we hear how it sounds? Couple of places where it doesn't rhyme too well, but you know what they say, poetic license,I guess. Gonna be a long one too! Whew!

    Mr Bill

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Mon Dec 31 2007 2:03:04
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    der ner ner ner ner
    I threw away my mattress...
    der ner ner ner ner
    and threw away my couch
    der ner ner ner ner
    Will they ever stop comin'?
    They're crawlin' on me....OUCH!
    Yeah, I've got the blues...
    the expensive bed bug blues...

  12. mangycur

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    Posted 10 years ago
    Mon Dec 31 2007 20:45:39
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    awesome contributions everyone! I was just goofing, but Mr. Bill, if you play an instrument and live in the NYC area, we can make it happen. I don't play an instrument, but will sing if it doesn't have to be good.


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