http://bedbugger.com/forum/ Bed bug support forums en Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:56:53 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-52547 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:44:23 +0000 KillerQueen 52547@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Done!!!!!! 2 late =) She just woke up and was looking for the Ice tea I was supposed to pick up before I came home. I forgot ..... I'm in the clear for now lol </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-52539 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:09:34 +0000 paulaw0919 52539@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Don't Do It!!!! Remember how long your hall is????!!!!!!</p> <p>Tell her buntly that you have no ice cream!!! Lay low for another 24-48 hrs....you'll be stocked in no time! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-52536 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:59:22 +0000 KillerQueen 52536@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Hmmmm ..... Should I give her another day to go shopping? Ice Cream 0 ... cookies 9 (tap tap tap) I did finish off her Arizona ice tea today ... and well, heard about it! I'm wondering if I could eat some now .. and have them replaced before noon tomorrow .... Will she wake up and look for the cookies?</p> <p>Wondering if I should roll the dice here ........... Why do I keep coming to these cross roads every few weeks? </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-51419 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:35:17 +0000 lil_bit_obsessed 51419@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>i love udderly divine ice cream. oh man, so good. </p> <p>since i've switched to an organic grocer i haven't been able to find anything quite like it. :( i miss my udderly divine! and super fudge chunk is pretty fabulous as well, i gotta say. ;) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-51156 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:27:43 +0000 dottie 51156@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>I love original Milano cookies. My favorite ice creams are Moose Tracks or chocolate chip mint or Breyer's chocolate, or Ben &#38; Jerry's Heath Bar. And I love orange sherbet. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50939 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:38:14 +0000 OutOutDarnBugs 50939@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>I like to crumble the cookies on TOP of the ice cream.</p> <p>Two birds? One stone? Check. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50938 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:33:56 +0000 KillerQueen 50938@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>You know ... I often think about that. Not to boast... but I'm guessing I have done about 1000 treatments or so in the last 4 1/2 years .... These have all been in a 15/20 square mile radius of each other. Let’s say .. I fail at 500 of them .... Imagine the number of people meeting other people in all the common places .... do you get the number of chances this bug has? </p> <p>Now ... not just me but a few more good PCO's cut the success numbers in half ..... Imagine how bad NY would be if that many treatments failed. </p> <p>PS. Yeah ... I love the flavor ... I have it about 2 times a month. =) Should I reach for the cookies next? lol </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50937 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:19:30 +0000 paulaw0919 50937@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Well, if it's Super Fudge Chunk that keeps ya going, you have a smart lady there to keep the fridge stocked!! There's definitely some truth about what they say about the way to a man's heart.... </p> <p>Hope Ben and Jerry never rid your favorite flavor!! We'll all be in big trouble! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50936 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:14:38 +0000 KillerQueen 50936@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>lol .... What makes me laugh is I just was in my living room ... far from the hallway if you know what I mean. And I just said good night to my wife ... walked to the freezer and reached for my New York Super Fudge Chunk!!!! No lie lol . Off to sleep soon &#38; will awake in just a few short hours to KILL BED BUGS!! =) life is simple again. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50933 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:31:10 +0000 paulaw0919 50933@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Ah...KQ I thought since you were gone so long from this thread that you were lost in the supermarket looking for Milano's!! Either that or bumbling words down that big hall of yours ! Lol (just busting..) But with the ice cream back I'm sure all is good in the world again!<br /> I must thank you for this post though. It's great. </p> <p>And YES!! Mint are the best!! Tried the raspberry once but your are right, there is absolutely no comparison. Gotta try them in the fridge and I'll let ya know. </p> <p>Adele....More than welcome to come for a cook out! Looks to be a good time, no? I have a new picnic table on the deck now! Yay! But I must warn ya.....it's pretty crazy here with three kids 4yrs and under! (No hall sex going on here!! We have twins to boot!)</p> <p>To the David's......I'm sure you've already seen a little jump in sales for stuffing in some free Milano's!! Good move guys! By years end Milano's will be knows as the new best aphrodisiac!!</p> <p>I for one, will never eat a Mint Milano again without a smurk on my face. Glad it was a good laugh. Thanks guys! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50932 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:22:58 +0000 Adele 50932@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>forget hall sex - David thinks marriage is a prison sentance!!! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50928 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:46:51 +0000 bugbait 50928@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>OMG - what a great thread. I have known for months that this website was a major source of education.... and so very diverse. Will any of us be able to look at a delicious Milano cookie again without thinking of hall sex???? David - you are not alone.....we are celebrating our anniversary tomorrow and I'd never heard the term. Love it! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50925 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:54:00 +0000 lil_bit_obsessed 50925@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>gah! i can't take anymore...</p> <p>i'm going to bake some cookies. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50921 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:31:03 +0000 Adele 50921@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>this is a riveting converation - paula can you tell us what you cooked for dinner?!!!! maybe the next BBQ party is at your place...... </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50920 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:28:34 +0000 KillerQueen 50920@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>lol .... Yeah the good old hallway sex. I have a very long hall in my house! But there is ice cream in the fridge now =) It's always the mint ones Paula. There is no substitute. Do you put yours in the fridge? </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50915 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:09:28 +0000 BBcoukHome 50915@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>I have emailed Amazon to ask them to bundle my new book with a box of Milano cookies. I am expecting we will be ordering the reprint soon.</p> <p>David </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50914 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:09:15 +0000 djames1921 50914@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Packtite's new marketing campaign. Each unit comes with a box of milano cookies and a get out of hall sex pass. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50911 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:30:55 +0000 paulaw0919 50911@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>I kid you not.... was just looking through the Shop Rite flyer and they have Pepperridge Farm cookies on sale!!! </p> <p>....and then I see the small print "<em>does not include Milanos</em>" Shoot. They know when they have something good! I think I may just pick up a box anyway due to this thread. ;-) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50909 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:09:35 +0000 bunnybedbug 50909@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Wow. I am new around here. You people are hilarious. </p> <p>I've been avoiding reading this thread in fear of finding out that someone had found BB in their Milano's.</p> <p>And I thought *I* was "losing it". </p> <p>bbb </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50900 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:56:26 +0000 lil_bit_obsessed 50900@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>oh man, every time i see this post i start to crave cookies. lol. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50870 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:16:52 +0000 cilecto 50870@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>...I opened this post expecting to learn that PF Milano cookies were the new DDT or something.<br /> :( </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50792 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:22:41 +0000 Adele 50792@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>David - really - pre-meditated murder prison sentance!!! You're a character - never a dull moment with you around </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50782 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:11:07 +0000 bed-bugscouk 50782@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Yes Paula, I now understand. </p> <p>Fear not though I cant ever marry apart from in a Mormon chapel, bigamy is still a crime in most places.</p> <p>Congrats on the anniversary EffeCi, 17 years, you don;t even get that for pre meditated murder.</p> <p>David </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50778 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:59:11 +0000 Nobugsonme 50778@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <blockquote><p><cite>paulaw0919 - 3 hours ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50747">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite><br /> You're too funny David.<br /> Hall sex is when you pass each other as you go down the hall and say, "F@&#38;k you" no, "F&#38;@k you" to eachother! (sorry if I'm pushing limits on speach here...but there's no other way to put it) Nobugs...please delete if needed.<br /> David, now aren't you glad you're not married?! Nobody likes hall sex!<br /> KW...Go and buy that box of Milano's before it's too late!!!</p></blockquote> <p>Ha ha ha!!! I love this.</p> <p>Yes, we normally run a no-potty-mouth website, but your little symbols did all the work for you, Paula. Feel free to potty-mouth away. Especially when it's this funny.</p> <p>I LOVE the term "hall sex." I did not know what this was called! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50758 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:02:59 +0000 EffeCi 50758@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <blockquote><p><cite>paulaw0919 - 1 hour ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50749">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite><br /> Happy Anniversary EffeCi!! There will be no hall sex for you this weekend!!! ;-)<br /> (on your way out to get a box aren't you...)</p></blockquote> <p>Thanks, Paula...<br /> I don't have to be careful at all to avoid hall sex: my home it's a sort of open-space or loft with a bedroom at both ends, so there is not a hall...:-) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50755 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:30:19 +0000 lil_bit_obsessed 50755@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>hahahahahahaha, paula. (re: hall sex)</p> <p>oh man, i really needed that laugh. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50752 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:26:18 +0000 losingit 50752@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>"Sulphur dioxide is a toxic gas and very dangerous, don't do it! " Sure, sure, but does it work? And where can I buy some, ahmm, I'm like an artist and can, ahhmm, use it for some, like, ahmmm creative expressionist dadaesque murals or something...(trails off timidly here)</p> <p>And Paula, I guess I work in a saucy office cos people say that quite a bit at my workplace. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50749 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:48:44 +0000 paulaw0919 50749@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Happy Anniversary EffeCi!! There will be no hall sex for you this weekend!!! ;-)</p> <p>(on your way out to get a box aren't you...) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50748 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:38:28 +0000 EffeCi 50748@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Considering that today it's my 17th (happy) wedding anniversary and that consequently I consider myself extremely "old &#38; wise":</p> <p>Killerqueen... buy two boxes of Milano, in order to avoid hall sex in next days too...;-) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50747 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:26:11 +0000 paulaw0919 50747@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>You're too funny David. </p> <p>Hall sex is when you pass each other as you go down the hall and say, "F@&#38;k you" no, "F&#38;@k you" to eachother! (sorry if I'm pushing limits on speach here...but there's no other way to put it) Nobugs...please delete if needed. </p> <p>David, now aren't you glad you're not married?! Nobody likes hall sex!</p> <p>KW...Go and buy that box of Milano's before it's too late!!! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50746 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:01:24 +0000 bed-bugscouk 50746@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Now Paula you have peaked my curiosity, it has been said I am kinky but I have never heard of "hall sex" despite looking in the encyclopedia of unusual sexual practices (yes one does exist).</p> <p>Maybe it is something that only gets communicated to married people, is it written on the back of a marriage license?</p> <p>Please put a confused deviant out of his misery, PM me if its too saucy to post online.</p> <p>David </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50744 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:53:02 +0000 paulaw0919 50744@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Mint Milano's are my absolute favorite! I agree with PmB....If hubby ate the last of those, well the only action that would be going on here would be "hall sex." (married people I'm sure know what I mean! lol) </p> <p>Here's the key KQ....get another bag of Milano's, put a bow on it and all will be good with the world once again! </p> <p>You're a brave man KQ...my hubby would never eat all the Milano's!! Lol!! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50733 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:50:04 +0000 EffeCi 50733@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>And because we have to say it, please do not try this at home.</blockquote></p> <p>Yes... I forgot to mention it and I apologize for that...<br /> Sulphur dioxide is a toxic gas and very dangerous, don't do it! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50732 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:11:47 +0000 Nobugsonme 50732@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <blockquote><p><cite>EffeCi - 8 hours ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50677">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite></p> <p>If you have bedbugs in your home, that's what you must do to kill them:<br /> Shift all furnitures from walls, stretch mattresses over seats<br /> Put a piece of sulphur in a tin can and place it on a burning brazier<br /> Doors and windows have to be perfectly closed and draughtproof. Wait for two hours and then make air recirculate<br /> To be sure to eliminate them at all, do it once a week for a month.</p></blockquote> <p>And because we have to say it, <em>please do not try this at home.</em> </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50730 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:55:33 +0000 Adele 50730@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>it's Bedbugger forum love at its best!!!</p> <p>KQ - you have some real guts there pal..... </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50687 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:43:49 +0000 persona-non-bugga 50687@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>EffeCi - in case you haven't tried them, here's what Americans think of as <a href="http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/ProductDetail.aspx?catID=725">Milano cookies</a>. It's trademarked and everything. Milano is not only the financial and fashion center of Italy, but a dangerously delicious cookie that threatens marriages. Hope this does not cause an international incident.</p> <blockquote><p><cite>Nobugsonme - 1 hour ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50676">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite><br /> Persona, WCW just rocks!</p></blockquote> <p>Nobugs, Yes he does! for so many reasons. I'm not even a poetry geek. But that poem has lingered in my memory for decades ever since middle school.</p> <blockquote><p><cite>brbugfighter - 3 hours ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50671">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite><br /> Hi Persona non bugga (love your nick!)<br /> Thanks for posting the link to WCW, fun read! Who could have imagined ?</p></blockquote> <p>Thanks, brbugfighter! All credit for reporting on the WCW-bedbug connection must go to Renee of New York vs. Bed Bugs. I really enjoy her quirky finds. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50677 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:39:44 +0000 EffeCi 50677@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Just talkin' about sulphur as an old remedy for BBs in homes...<br /> My wife found something similar written in dialect of Milano (this way we don't go completely off topic from the title...:-))</p> <p><em>Se in cà vostra a gh'è i scimas, per mazzai bisògna fà inscì.<br /> Se spòsta la mobilia dai mur, se stenden i materass sora i cadregh,<br /> se ciappa ona tòlla con denter di tòcch de solfer commercial<br /> e se mett la tolla denter in de la stanza su un fornell con la brasca pizzada.<br /> Se saran ben port e finestra (anca i filidur), e dòpo 2 our se derva foeura con aria contraria.<br /> Per vess sicur che i scimas muriran tucc, bisogna rifà al mistèe almen per quater setimann.</em></p> <p>Translation:</p> <p>If you have bedbugs in your home, that's what you must do to kill them:<br /> Shift all furnitures from walls, stretch mattresses over seats<br /> Put a piece of sulphur in a tin can and place it on a burning brazier<br /> Doors and windows have to be perfectly closed and draughtproof. Wait for two hours and then make air recirculate<br /> To be sure to eliminate them at all, do it once a week for a month. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50676 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:37:04 +0000 Nobugsonme 50676@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Persona, WCW just rocks! </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50671 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:20:15 +0000 brbugfighter 50671@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Hi Persona non bugga (love your nick!)</p> <p>Thanks for posting the link to WCW, fun read! Who could have imagined ? </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50651 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:57:30 +0000 Winston O. Buggy 50651@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>You better be careful with the crumbs least someone confuse it with a nymph or dropping. </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50649 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:53:02 +0000 losingit 50649@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>KQ - as a woman I can tell you this. You got six cookies now, but you may not get any *ahem* "desert" for a while to come if you catch my drift... </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50640 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:28:52 +0000 persona-non-bugga 50640@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>This reminds me of the poem <a href="http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/274.html">"This is Just to Say"</a> by William Carlos Williams. </p> <p>Just transpose "plums" for "pepperidge farm cookies" and it kinda works. </p> <p>WCW: poet, physician, and occasional exterminator of bedbugs:</p> <p><a href="http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/2009/01/02/the-poet-and-the-bed-bugs/">http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/2009/01/02/the-poet-and-the-bed-bugs/</a> </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50636 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:40:25 +0000 DangerousDave 50636@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Wow, EffeCi, you're great :) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50635 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:22:17 +0000 EffeCi 50635@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>...crumbles...</p> <p>Last week I made a BBs inspection in a infested apartment. The owner made a DIY treatment before calling me.<br /> While I was inspecting a mattress, he said:<br /> - Look...no BBs, I've killed them all by myself...-<br /> - Really? And what about these tiny cream things near the seams?-<br /> - Crumbles!-<br /> - Are you sure? Really sure? So now please explain me how it's possible that your crumbles have legs and can walk around...-<br /> - Oh... -</p> <p>;-) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50633 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:05:24 +0000 BBcoukHome 50633@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <blockquote><p><cite>EffeCi - 3 minutes ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50632">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite><br /> Lol... I made a big jump on my seat reading "Milano" in the title... :-)</p></blockquote> <p>Its so often the way in life you get all excited and then the disappointment hits. </p> <p>I guess its just a case of that's how the cookie crumbles, even in Milano ;) .</p> <p>David </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50632 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:00:27 +0000 EffeCi 50632@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>Lol... I made a big jump on my seat reading "Milano" in the title... :-) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50626 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:07:00 +0000 Nobugsonme 50626@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <blockquote><p><cite>KillerQueen - 48 minutes ago <a href="http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50620">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;</a></cite><br /> yeah .. I just ate the last 6 cookies .... that my wife will be looking for in the next 2 hrs.<br /> HAAAAAAAAA!!! That'll teach her to forget the Ben &#38; Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk!!!<br /> Sorry don't know what came over me</p></blockquote> <p>Ah, there's nothing quite so beautiful as married love.</p> <p>;-) </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50622 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:35:34 +0000 DangerousDave 50622@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>*om nom nom nom* </p> http://bedbugger.com/forum/topic/milano-cookies#post-50620 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:18:26 +0000 KillerQueen 50620@http://bedbugger.com/forum/ <p>yeah .. I just ate the last 6 cookies .... that my wife will be looking for in the next 2 hrs.<br /> HAAAAAAAAA!!! That'll teach her to forget the Ben &#38; Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk!!! </p> <p>Sorry don't know what came over me </p>