You can’t make this stuff up.
Presumably tired of being talked about behind their backs, bed bugs (or rather a bed bug) turned up in the 311 call center in lower Manhattan last Friday, NY1 reports.
The facility was treated for bed bugs on Tuesday night.
Ironically, 311 is the number New Yorkers can call to report bed bugs in rental housing, or to ask questions about the pest.
NY1 adds helpfully:
New Yorkers with questions or complaints about bed bugs in their own homes are encouraged to call 311.
Um, perhaps we should be calling 311 with suggestions instead?