You’re going to love this one: The Spoof reports that PETA is extending compassion to bed bugs in its new campaign.
Their new “Compassion Tour” involves beautiful, naked women in raised platforms and lying in bed in a very public setting. The catch? The women are breast feeding large broods of “guest” bed bugs in order to advocate “compassion for the smaller creatures of the world.”
“I just think people tend to be irrational and overreactive,” explained PETA president, Ingrid Newkirk. “Ever since President Obama brutally murdered that innocent fly on national television, we’ve felt a pressing need to raise America’s consciousness concerning some of our smaller, often overlooked and underappreciated, friends of the earth.”
Note: we scooped this from The Spoof. If you’re unfamiliar, it’s satire. Fake, funny, not real, etc.