Comments on: Let’s get into that holiday spirit http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/ bed bug news, information, activism, and support Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:33:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: nobugsonme http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8071 nobugsonme Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:04:17 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8071 That second stanza almost made me tear up, Winston. That second stanza almost made me tear up, Winston.

]]> By: Winston O. Buggy http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8070 Winston O. Buggy Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:18:18 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8070 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Bed bugs nipping at your toes You’ve bombed, sprayed and are tired of throwing bed bugs in the fire And folks may dress for sleep like Eskimos But the Cimex still get you in the nose Help to make the season bright Just let me sleep through the night Tiny tots with their eyes anemically aglow Will find it hard to sleep again tonight They’ve been bitten since last May Lets hope Santa packs pyrethrum on his sleigh And every mothers child is gonna stay On the newly encased mattress bought today And so I'm offering this simple phrase To bedbuggers from one to ninety two Although it's been said many times, many ways I hope that bed bugs are finished for you (Somewhere the flowing melody died it must be the Cimex in the system) Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Bed bugs nipping at your toes
You’ve bombed, sprayed and are tired of throwing bed bugs in the fire
And folks may dress for sleep like Eskimos
But the Cimex still get you in the nose
Help to make the season bright
Just let me sleep through the night

Tiny tots with their eyes anemically aglow
Will find it hard to sleep again tonight
They’ve been bitten since last May
Lets hope Santa packs pyrethrum on his sleigh
And every mothers child is gonna stay
On the newly encased mattress bought today
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To bedbuggers from one to ninety two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
I hope that bed bugs are finished for you

(Somewhere the flowing melody died it must be the Cimex in the system)

]]> By: tony http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8068 tony Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:20:49 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8068 PS - I kind of took nyjammin's version and put my own demented twist on it. Hope You All Like What I Just Did Wish We Didn't Have The Problems We Did Happy Holidays Folks! PS - I kind of took nyjammin’s version and put my own demented twist on it.

Hope You All Like
What I Just Did
Wish We Didn’t Have
The Problems We Did

Happy Holidays Folks!

]]> By: tony http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8067 tony Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:13:57 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8067 I don't know why these keep popping into my head. It's like I'm possesed by Wierd Al Yankovich or maybe the catholic version of him. Sung to Santa Claus Is Coming To Town: You Better Not Sleep And Leave On The Lights They're Gonna Come Out Because It's The Night Bed Bugs Are Coming To Dine They Know When You Are Sleeping They Know When Your Awake They Know That You Have Blood In You So They Dine For Goodness Sakes Oh You Better Not Sleep And Leave On The Lights They're Gonna Come Out Because It's The Night Bed Bugs Are Coming To Dine I don’t know why these keep popping into my head. It’s like I’m possesed by Wierd Al Yankovich or maybe the catholic version of him. Sung to Santa Claus Is Coming To Town:

You Better Not Sleep
And Leave On The Lights
They’re Gonna Come Out
Because It’s The Night
Bed Bugs Are Coming To Dine

They Know When You Are Sleeping
They Know When Your Awake
They Know That You Have Blood In You
So They Dine For Goodness Sakes

Oh

You Better Not Sleep
And Leave On The Lights
They’re Gonna Come Out
Because It’s The Night
Bed Bugs Are Coming To Dine

]]> By: nobugsonme http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8039 nobugsonme Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:46:34 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8039 Thanks Jammin and Tony! That's the spirit!!! Thanks Jammin and Tony!

That’s the spirit!!!

]]> By: tony http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8038 tony Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:33:31 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8038 Thank you nyjammin I got quite the chuckle out of that and it gave me hope you were feeling a little bit more cheerful. Thank you nyjammin I got quite the chuckle out of that and it gave me hope you were feeling a little bit more cheerful.

]]> By: nyjammin http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8037 nyjammin Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:53:58 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8037 You'd better watch out All you can do is cry You can even pout And I'm gonna tell you why Bedbugs are coming to your town Bedbugs are coming to your town Bedbugs are commiinng to your town They are scanning your area They are checking it twice They are gonna make sure That your DE doesn't make them sliced Bedbugs are coming to your town Bedbugs are coming to your town Bedbugs are commiinng to your town They get you when you're sleeping They get you when you're awake They get you if you've been bad or good So, you better be bad And kill them for your sake Bedbugs are coming to your town (soon! whoa!) Bedbugs are coming to your town (Oh no!) Bedbugs are commiinng to YOUR town! I must be feeling better to have wrote this. Regards. You’d better watch out
All you can do is cry
You can even pout
And I’m gonna tell you why

Bedbugs are coming to your town
Bedbugs are coming to your town
Bedbugs are commiinng to your town

They are scanning your area
They are checking it twice
They are gonna make sure
That your DE doesn’t make them sliced

Bedbugs are coming to your town
Bedbugs are coming to your town
Bedbugs are commiinng to your town

They get you when you’re sleeping
They get you when you’re awake
They get you if you’ve been bad or good
So, you better be bad
And kill them for your sake

Bedbugs are coming to your town (soon! whoa!)
Bedbugs are coming to your town (Oh no!)
Bedbugs are commiinng to YOUR town!

I must be feeling better to have wrote this. Regards.

]]> By: tony http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8036 tony Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:05:44 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-8036 I am so glad others maintain some humor I posted part of this before a link was put up to this one. So here's the expanded version done to jingle bells. Dashing Through The Snow All My Clothes In Ziploc Bags Over The Hills We Go Trying To Get Away Bells On Bobtails Ring Make It Through The Night It's No Fun To Laugh & Sing When The Bed Bugs Bite Tonight Oh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells They're crawling up your leg You don't feel them even when they bite You wished they'd go away hey Jingle Bells Jingle Bells They drive you near insane You know their there You've got their bites And they haven't gone away hey Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. My New years Wish is for these critters to leave us all and go bother someone else for awhile (a long while). I am so glad others maintain some humor I posted part of this before a link was put up to this one. So here’s the expanded version done to jingle bells.

Dashing Through The Snow
All My Clothes In Ziploc Bags
Over The Hills We Go
Trying To Get Away

Bells On Bobtails Ring
Make It Through The Night
It’s No Fun To Laugh & Sing
When The Bed Bugs Bite Tonight

Oh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
They’re crawling up your leg
You don’t feel them even when they bite
You wished they’d go away hey

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
They drive you near insane
You know their there
You’ve got their bites
And they haven’t gone away hey

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. My New years Wish is for these critters to leave us all and go bother someone else for awhile (a long while).

]]> By: James Buggles http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-7960 James Buggles Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:12:40 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-7960 The first Bed Bug I'm sorry to say Was to certain free range chickens in coops as they lay; In coops where they lay trying to sleep, With millions of bed bugs biting them deep. The first Bed Bug I’m sorry to say
Was to certain free range chickens in coops as they lay;
In coops where they lay trying to sleep,
With millions of bed bugs biting them deep.

]]> By: hopelessnomo http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-7945 hopelessnomo Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:13:12 +0000 http://bedbugger.com/2007/12/08/lets-get-into-that-holiday-spirit/#comment-7945 I have no contribution, sadly, but want to applaud appreciatively. 8) I have no contribution, sadly, but want to applaud appreciatively. 8)

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