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My Bedbugs

Children’s show “My Bedbugs” now has a 100 million viewers in the US.

As more and more of those kids get bitten by real bed bugs, I bet the producers and merchandisers are wishing they picked another “cute” name for their cuddly trio.

Before I get more angry comments about “My Bedbugs” and how nice and innocent they are, can I remind you people that one of their best friends is a vacuum named J. Egdar Hoover? He says, on mybedbugs.com,

Yeah, I don’t know about cleaning being fun, but a lot of Bedbuggers also use their Hoover or other vacuum cleaner to “teach their bed bugs a lesson every day.”

Only our bed bugs are not so lucky to see the next day, as it appears these happy-go-lucky bedbugs are.

Perhaps the humans in this scenario forgot to seal and dispose of those vacuum cleaner bags? Or perhaps J. Edgar is working on his own and has no arms or hands (or feet, or prosthetic limbs) to remove the bags. In that case, J. Edgar needs to seek out friends or relatives to help him beat his bed bug infestation.

Seal and dispose of those vacuum bags after use. Or “Your Bedbugs” will be back the next day and the next, like those in the TV show. (See? A helpful hint. And you thought this was just another frivolous bit of fun.)

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  1. hopelessnomo | Aug 24, 2007 | Reply

    I hate the very idea of this show. I know it’s irrational, but I just hate it!

  2. James Buggles | Aug 24, 2007 | Reply

    Bring back H.R. Pufnstuf!

  3. Winston O. Buggy | Aug 30, 2007 | Reply

    I loved J. Edgar it’s not often we see him these days without a dress.
    I found the site humorous I understand some folks emotions or admitted
    irrational responses but ya gotta lighten up sometimes.
    Yes many things must be done but ya have to see the waves from the ocean.
    And don’t send me nasty notes because I’ve been dealing with a plethora of
    pests for years but still find them fascinating and possible proof of a higher
    order.

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