Comments on: Bed Bug Helloise goes high-tech!

By: nobugsonme

nobugsonme — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:19:59 +0000

Willow,
I only hope his restauranteurs are fully apprised of the bed bug scourge and working to avoid it.

By: willow-the-wisp

willow-the-wisp — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:25:50 +0000

I meant bed bugs? Does he have any bed bugs?

By: willow-the-wisp

willow-the-wisp — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:21:55 +0000

“Big Boy” with blue eyes and he brings his own dinner–what else could you ever want? Little mess, cost and low low maintenence. Does he have any brothers?

By: nobugsonme

nobugsonme — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:34:51 +0000

Right back at you, Nomo!

By: hopelessnomo

hopelessnomo — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:58:55 +0000

Whoa, Daddy-O!

Hahaaaaa!! Nobugs, you are one of a kind! The shiny, sparkly kind.

By: nobugsonme

nobugsonme — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:29:19 +0000

Why am I visualizing this guy?

By: hopelessnomo

hopelessnomo — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:44:07 +0000

LOL!!

I can see it, ‘Elmer with a jelly roll hairstyle and a convertible? (Or do I have the wrong decade?) Don’t let him out of sight, Helloise!

By: nobugsonme

nobugsonme — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:22:49 +0000

Bed bug Helloise replies:

Oh thank you dear Hopelessnomo, we do know about that.

Bed Bug Helloise is clinging to her Bed Bug
‘Elmer, since it’s 12 gals for every fellow around these parts.

We know you forgot about him because Bed Bug Helloise uses the royal “We” a lot, and it’s easy to forget she is spoken for.

Luckily Bed Bug ‘Elmer isn’t up to much these days.

He misses Dick Clark’s show with all the dancing teenagers, but he prefers his romance mediated by those cathode ray TV tubes.

Otherwise, I know he’d be bound to cause a riot. The clever gals in his high school added the apostrophe to his name for good reason. He was a ‘ell raiser, all right! Those were the days.

By: hopelessnomo

hopelessnomo — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:00:10 +0000

Nobugs, please tell Helloise I said to take care! I hear the dating scene in those places is craazy!

By: nobugsonme

nobugsonme — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:30:31 +0000

I don’t think our Winston ever fully recovered from my post about lingerie.

Winston, your fans clamour evermore for more of your posts. I hope you’ll tell us about your latest bed bug sightings, albeit without breaching confidentiality or anonymity.

Nomo, Bed Bug Helloise Responds:

Hopelessnomo, thank you for enquiring about my whereabouts. I have not been on vacation, and am instead always in search of the best ways to furnish a bed bug-free home. I am also thinking of starting a movement to help raise awareness amongst my peers in nursing homes and assisted living facilities about the dangers of bed bugs.

However, I am from the older generation and not very keen on your internets. Nobugsonme helps me sometimes to log on and surf out, but I have trouble sitting at the computer for long periods of time, and I have a lot of Mah Jongg parties to go to.

If you find products you feel would help make it easier to live without bed bugs, please send them on to me, Bed Bug Helloise, care of: nobugs at bedbugger dot com!