Bed Bugs and Christmas: Bedbug Bible Gang Christmas video

by nobugsonme on December 7, 2006 · 7 comments

in bed bug art, bed bugs, consumers, fun, humor

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a nice Bedbug Bible Gang Christmas Show VHS tape, featuring bed bugs in a story about the birth of Jesus.

Bed Bug Bible Gang Christmas DVD

The Bedbugs have been busy learning their lines for their biggest show of the year–a show all about Jesus’ birthday! Children are sure to enjoy hearing the Bedbugs tell the stories of Mary’s Surprise, The Wise Men, and The Shepherds of Bethlehem. The fast-paced antics of the Bedbugs will keep children enjoying this video year after year. (27 min.)

Anybody else notice the irony: bed bugs have indeed been around since Biblical times.  Am I alone in thinking “Mary’s surprise” in this context is related to the discovery of blood-sucking parasites in her home?

And what’s with the pseudo-prison-stripes garb that alleged bed bug is wearing?

Apologies to the non-Christian Bedbuggers. I guess in this instance, Christian kids get all the blood-sucking bedbug fun.

Here’s a sampling of a non-Christmas themed episode of The Bedbug Bible Gang (on the “Bee-Attitudes”):

1 bugzinthehood December 7, 2006 at 6:59 pm

Featuring the songs:

Dust the Halls

All I Want for Christmas is a Bite-free Week

Oh, Little Mound of Pyrethrin

and of course

Silent Bite, Holy Bite

2 Still Fighting December 7, 2006 at 7:39 pm

Oh, how cute.

What’s next? An HIV Hanukkah?

3 nobugsonme December 7, 2006 at 7:49 pm

Ha! You crazy kids. I forgot to thank Parakeets for the tip on this wonderful gift.

4 nobugsonme December 7, 2006 at 7:51 pm

I hate to think what they’ll think of for Kwanzaa, Eid and Divali.

5 jessinchicago December 7, 2006 at 9:25 pm


6 deb December 7, 2006 at 8:34 pm

“All I want for Christmas is some DDT..some DDT …some DDT “

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