Comments on: Got any bed bug jokes?

By: ellie

ellie — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:16:16 +0000

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?

She gave birth in the spring.

By: Bugz in the Hood

Bugz in the Hood — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:46:45 +0000

Best store to purchase mattress covers, risers, etc: Bedbug Bath and Beyond

By: Bugz in the Hood

Bugz in the Hood — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:44:01 +0000

And then there were the two married BB victims going to a motel to have an illicit affair, but could not consummate – they stayed up the whole night inspecting the mattress with flashlights.

By: Dee

Dee — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:45:19 +0000

You might be a Bedbugger if… you think BB King is the one you have to kill to overthrow the bed bug world!

I know…GROAN!

By: Dee

Dee — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:36:25 +0000

nobugs… the microwave warning is on the XXL (2′ x 2.7′), too!

By: Dee

Dee — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:30:54 +0000

You might be a Bedbugger if… somebody writes to you about a BB (baseball) game, & you wonder when bed bugs learned to play! (Really happened…to me!)

By: nobugsonme

nobugsonme — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:20:08 +0000

I’ll start with my contribution to Bed Bug Humor (perhaos not technically a joke; let’s call it “found humor”):

I find it enormously funny that the XL ziplocs (these are 20″ by 24″ I think) have a warning printed on them: “Not recommended for use in microwave.”

As my friend said, when I told him: “that’s a pretty big muffin.”