Got any bed bug jokes?

by nobugsonme on November 2, 2006 · 7 comments

Bed bug humor?

Come on folks, add yours here: a little comic relief.

Ken, I know I can count on you.

Everyone, if nothing else, give us a “You might be a Bedbugger if…”

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1 nobugsonme November 2, 2006 at 4:20 am: I’ll start with my contribution to Bed Bug Humor (perhaos not technically a joke; let’s call it “found humor”):

I find it enormously funny that the XL ziplocs (these are 20″ by 24″ I think) have a warning printed on them: “Not recommended for use in microwave.”

As my friend said, when I told him: “that’s a pretty big muffin.”
2 Dee November 2, 2006 at 3:30 pm: You might be a Bedbugger if… somebody writes to you about a BB (baseball) game, & you wonder when bed bugs learned to play! (Really happened…to me!)
3 Dee November 2, 2006 at 3:36 pm: nobugs… the microwave warning is on the XXL (2′ x 2.7′), too!
4 Dee November 2, 2006 at 3:45 pm: You might be a Bedbugger if… you think BB King is the one you have to kill to overthrow the bed bug world!

I know…GROAN!
5 Bugz in the Hood November 3, 2006 at 9:44 am: And then there were the two married BB victims going to a motel to have an illicit affair, but could not consummate – they stayed up the whole night inspecting the mattress with flashlights.
6 Bugz in the Hood November 3, 2006 at 9:46 am: Best store to purchase mattress covers, risers, etc: Bedbug Bath and Beyond
7 ellie June 6, 2009 at 10:16 am: Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?

She gave birth in the spring.